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Mar 5, 2024
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Ever wonder where Donald Trump rates with past U.S. Presidents? Well WAIT NO MORE! We all know Donald Trump has been displaying disturbing memory and speech problems at his latest rallies. Some speculate syphilis, drug abuse, or early-onset dementia. Despite all those potential afflictions, Trump still leads the pack and will be the Republican nominee in the 2024 Presidential election. But as John shows us, the Trump family, including long-lost Melania, lie, steal, and cheat their way through life. John also provides a solution on how to stop Trump and his minions from EVER setting foot in the Oval Office again!
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Transcript
- [Music]
- so the 2024 US presidential election is
- just 8 months away the candidates if
- they make it that long have been
- selected and if the polls and pundits
- are correct it looks like we already
- have a winner barring any special report
- between now and election day we
- interrupt this program to bring you a
- special report ladies and gentlemen I've
- just been handed this special report and
- it's the news you've either been
- dreading or anxiously awaiting Donald
- Trump is
- dead as in dead last Trump is ranked
- dead last and Donald Trump rated dead
- last at 45 no that's not the result of
- his IQ test those are the findings of
- the American Political Science
- association's annual presidential
- greatness project and in recognition of
- his unbridled incompetence intolerance
- ineptitude and incontinence the shardy
- charlatan failed his way to the bottom
- of this year's list and thanks to his
- numerous indictments indictable crimes
- Trump was a shoe in easily out
- disgracing last year's worst president
- ever recipient himself yet despite these
- lifetime non-achievement Awards Trump is
- still the savior of Maga in the
- Republican party and after his latest
- rally in Virginia it's no wonder Trump's
- painting of the United States as a third
- world dystopian hellscape on the verge
- of collapse is a complete and total lie
- and more importantly a disservice to Joe
- Biden and the Democrats in power who
- have worked so hard to pull us out of
- the dumpster fire he created which is
- why I'm here to expose those lies and
- the lying liar who spreads them and
- offer an easy solution on how to keep
- them out of office and if you're new
- here and like what you see please like
- And subscribe and if you can afford to
- throw a buck or pound or euro into my
- virtual tip jar it helps keep my show
- and democracy Alive Now Maga let's start
- at the beginning so this revolutionary
- New Movement you've sold your souls to
- that you've destroyed your family and
- friendships over this make America great
- again idea Trump claims to have invented
- well well that was his first lie to you
- and we'll welcome them into a great
- National crusade to make America great
- again just like he stolen your minds and
- your money Trump stole make America
- great again from Ronald Reagan but hey
- that's how Donald Trump gets everything
- by lying cheating and stealing it's what
- all the trumps do you work hard for what
- you want in life you work hard for what
- you want in life that your word is your
- bond that you do what you say you're
- going to do that your word is your bond
- and you do what you say that you treat
- people with respect that you treat
- people with respect the only limit to
- your achievements is streng of your
- dreams and your willingness to work for
- them I left out the part where Melania
- says she's a proud black woman but
- now we are a nation in
- 2:50
- Decline we are a failing
- 2:52
- Nation we are a nation that has the
- 2:56
- highest inflation in 50 Years yet
- 2:58
- according to the US Bureau of Labor
- 3:00
- Statistics the Biden Administration has
- 3:02
- kept inflation under 3.7% for the last 9
- 3:05
- months which doesn't come close to a 12E
- 3:08
- span which started in 1973 50 years ago
- 3:12
- so you're
- 3:16
- lying we are no longer energy
- 3:19
- independent or energy dominant as we
- 3:22
- were just a few short years ago we are a
- 3:27
- nation that is begging venz vuela and
- 3:30
- others for oil please please please help
- 3:34
- us Joe Biden says the nation is more
- 3:37
- energy independent than ever here are
- 3:39
- the details Yahoo finances Rick Newman
- 3:41
- we have been actually exporting more
- 3:43
- than more energy Al together than we've
- 3:46
- been importing for uh for the last 12
- 3:49
- months or so and that has never happened
- 3:51
- before for that long one really good way
- 3:53
- to measure how dependent we are in
- 3:55
- forign energy is our net Imports which
- 3:57
- are now negative so we have been selling
- 4:00
- more energy to the world than we've been
- 4:01
- taking in from the world for the last
- 4:03
- year and that is really good news for
- 4:05
- this industry and it's pretty good news
- 4:06
- for consumers here and as you can see by
- 4:08
- this graph that Trend started in 2020 hm
- 4:11
- what happened in
- 4:13
- 2020 this is a Fox News special
- 4:17
- report can now project that former Vice
- 4:20
- President Joe Biden will win
- 4:21
- Pennsylvania and Nevada putting him over
- 4:25
- the 270 electoral votes he needs to
- 4:27
- become the 46th president of the United
- 4:29
- States we are a nation whose leaders are
- 4:31
- demanding all electric cars despite the
- 4:35
- fact that they don't go far cost too
- 4:37
- much and whose batteries are produced in
- 4:40
- China with materials only available in
- 4:43
- China which is also a lie because the
- 4:45
- raw materials for electric car batteries
- 4:47
- come from several countries including
- 4:48
- the Democratic Republic of Congo
- 4:50
- Indonesia the Philippines Argentina
- 4:53
- Australia and Chile none of which are in
- 4:55
- China and here's a list of just the top
- 4:57
- 14 electric vehicle battery
- 5:00
- manufacturers in the US you sit on a
- 5:03
- throne of Lies We are a nation whose
- 5:05
- economy is collapsing into a sess pool
- 5:08
- of Ruin just last year the world's
- 5:10
- biggest economy the US among others was
- 5:13
- at risk of recession today though as GDP
- 5:16
- is growing faster than expected stocks
- 5:19
- are soaring and the job market is hot
- 5:23
- the American economy is not just strong
- 5:25
- it's also powered ahead of the European
- 5:27
- Union the UK Japan and other advanced
- 5:30
- economies we are a nation that is no
- 5:32
- longer admired respected or listened to
- 5:36
- on the world stage we are a nation that
- 5:40
- in many ways has become a joke not so
- 5:44
- fast sweaty sengali according to a Pew
- 5:46
- research poll in 12 foreign countries
- 5:48
- favorability of the US is almost twice
- 5:50
- as high under Biden as it was when you
- 5:52
- were in office and their trust in Biden
- 5:54
- to do the right thing regarding Foreign
- 5:55
- Affairs is almost four times higher than
- 5:58
- it was with you which explains why world
- 6:00
- leaders mock you behind your
- 6:11
- [Music]
- 6:28
- back
- 6:30
- that's right Donnie the US isn't the
- 6:32
- joke you are the joke you are one
- 6:35
- pathetic loser we are a nation where
- 6:37
- free speech is no longer allowed where
- 6:40
- crime is rampant and out of control like
- 6:43
- never before violent crime this year
- 6:46
- according to the FBI is down 8% property
- 6:49
- crime is down more than 6% and murder in
- 6:52
- major American cities is down
- 6:55
- 12.7% after going up during the pandemic
- 6:58
- New York City is a a crime Den Chicago
- 7:02
- is a crime Den you look at these great
- 7:04
- cities Los Angeles San Francisco murder
- 7:07
- in each of those cities is actually down
- 7:10
- other major cities like Philadelphia
- 7:12
- Detroit and Atlanta show even sharper
- 7:14
- declines Liar Liar now you know why the
- 7:18
- gullible Maga sheeple have such a skewed
- 7:21
- perception of the actual condition of
- 7:22
- our country the truth is the stock
- 7:24
- market just hit an all-time high and
- 7:26
- unemployment is at the lowest rate since
- 7:28
- 19 1952 so Trump lies about Biden's real
- 7:32
- accomplishments and it doesn't help when
- 7:34
- wishy-washy spineless weasles like lady
- 7:36
- G throw their fty his way well I want to
- 7:39
- talk to the Trump supporters for a
- 7:41
- minute I don't know who you are and I
- 7:43
- don't know why you like this guy I
- 7:44
- actually like President Trump he's been
- 7:46
- very nice to me he's allowed me to be in
- 7:49
- his world he's a race baiting xenophobic
- 7:52
- religious bigot president Trump deserves
- 7:54
- the Nobel Peace Prize and then some
- 7:56
- saying that John McCain and people like
- 7:59
- him are not American Heroes the American
- 8:02
- people will not tolerate what he is
- 8:05
- doing now regarding those who have
- 8:06
- served and this is the beginning of the
- 8:08
- end of Donald Trump to the conservatives
- 8:11
- out there make sure you vote Donald J
- 8:15
- trump.com go tonight give the president
- 8:18
- some money I'm not going to try to get
- 8:20
- into the mind of Donald Trump because I
- 8:23
- don't think there's a whole lot of space
- 8:25
- there I think he's a c I think he's
- 8:28
- crazy I think he's unfit for office you
- 8:30
- know what concerns me about the American
- 8:32
- Press is this endless endless attempt to
- 8:36
- label the guy as some kind of C uh not
- 8:39
- fit to be president I think he's a c I
- 8:42
- think he's unfit for office I think
- 8:44
- you're the saddest most pathetic
- 8:46
- political cuckold ever to gravel at
- 8:48
- Trump's feet and that's saying a lot so
- 8:50
- 250 years ago our forefathers rolled the
- 8:53
- dice on this democracy experiment back
- 8:55
- then political corruption amounted to a
- 8:57
- new whale oil candle or hunk of salted
- 8:59
- pork Alexander Hamilton who created the
- 9:02
- US Financial system was so destitute
- 9:05
- when he died that his friends had to
- 9:06
- take up a collection for his funeral
- 9:08
- John Adams was so broke he was forced to
- 9:10
- wait tables so his friend John Hancock
- 9:13
- bought him a new suit so Adams wouldn't
- 9:14
- embarrass himself going into Congress
- 9:17
- but this was when our political leaders
- 9:18
- had integrity and genuinely cared about
- 9:21
- our country and her people today our
- 9:23
- country's littered with grifters and
- 9:25
- opportunists who abuse their power to
- 9:27
- line their pockets and with the
- 9:29
- exception of a stray Democrat or two
- 9:31
- they're overwhelmingly Republicans their
- 9:34
- sole objective is to stick Trump back in
- 9:36
- office so they can fleece every last
- 9:38
- penny from our country's coffers while
- 9:40
- he burns the place to the ground and
- 9:42
- control what books you're allowed to
- 9:43
- read and control what you do with your
- 9:45
- body and force their religion down your
- 9:48
- throats you think this is hyperbole
- 9:50
- welcome to the end of
- 9:52
- democracy we're here to overthrow it
- 9:54
- completely we didn't get all the way
- 9:55
- there on January 6th but we will we we
- 9:57
- will endeavor to it and replace it with
- 10:00
- with this right here we replace it with
- 10:03
- this right here amen that's right
- 10:05
- because all glory all glory is not to
- 10:08
- government all glory to God so how do we
- 10:11
- keep Trump in his ilk from destroying
- 10:13
- two and a half centuries of American
- 10:14
- democracy easy vote blue straight down
- 10:18
- the ticket because the Republican party
- 10:20
- is the Maga party and their destruction
- 10:23
- and pillaging and abuse of your
- 10:24
- constitutionally guaranteed civil rights
- 10:26
- is just getting started
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