Robert De Niro Drops Bombshell on Trump—Sparks Outrage
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Feb 1, 2025
Imagine Robert De Niro, the tough guy from Goodfellas, stepping up to a mic. But instead of whacking someone, he's about to verbally whack Trump. The crowd holds its breath, wondering if De Niro's gonna make Trump an offer he can't refuse. Suddenly, De Niro lets loose a tirade that would make even Joe Pesci blush. The audience gasps, then cheers, as De Niro roasts the Orange Turd in Chief like a Thanksgiving turkey. Meanwhile, Trump's probably on his golden throne, tweeting faster than his tiny fingers can type. Wanna see how this comedy gold unfolds? Keep watching!
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- 0:00
- does it give you some sense not of Joy
- but of relief at least that he's
- potentially facing some consequences
- because as you've said before this guy's
- a con artist and he's gotten away with
- it for years I'm not calling him I'm
- tired of calling him names he just can't
- be anywhere near uh the office of the
- presidency and I it's funny I was just
- thinking that he's he actually became
- president he could have done good things
- instead he just he had to do it all
- wrong imagine Robert dairo the tough guy
- from Goodfellas stepping up to a mic but
- instead of whacking someone he's about
- to verbally whack Trump the crowd holds
- its breath wondering if dairo is going
- to make Trump an offer he can't refuse
- suddenly dairo lets loose a tiate that
- would make even Joe peshy blush the
- audience gasps then cheers as dairo
- roasts the orange turd and chief like a
- Thanksgiving turkey meanwhile Trump's
- probably on his Golden Throne tweeting
- 1:01
- faster than his tiny fingers can type
- 1:03
- want to see how this comedy gold unfolds
- 1:06
- keep watching Picture This Robert dairo
- 1:09
- looking sharp as aack in his fancy suit
- 1:11
- standing at a ritzy event but
- 1:14
- something's off he's got that look in
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- his eye like he's about to whack someone
- 1:18
- the crowd's on edge wondering if dairo
- 1:20
- is going to behave or go full Raging
- 1:22
- Bull on their behinds suddenly our man
- 1:25
- Bobby grabs the mic everyone's holding
- 1:27
- their breath probably thinking is he
- 1:29
- going to thank thank his agent or start
- 1:31
- throwing F bombs well folks let's just
- 1:33
- say it wasn't a thank you speech dairo
- 1:36
- starts laying into Trump like he's Joe
- 1:38
- peshi and Good Fellas he's so blatantly
- 1:42
- stupid he's a punk he's a dog he's a pig
- 1:47
- he's a con a artist a mut who
- 1:50
- doesn't know what he's talking about
- 1:51
- doesn't do his homework it makes me so
- 1:53
- angry that this country has gotten to
- 1:55
- this point that this fool this bozo has
- 1:58
- wound up where he has he talks how he
- 2:01
- wants to punch people in the
- 2:03
- face well I'd like to punch him in the
- 2:05
- face thinks he's gaming Society doesn't
- 2:08
- pay his taxes he's an idiot colon Powell
- 2:11
- said it best he's a national disaster
- 2:13
- he's an embarrassment to this country
- 2:15
- this is somebody that we want for
- 2:16
- president I don't think so the audience
- 2:19
- gasps then cheers as dairo roasts the
- 2:21
- orange turd in Chief we're talking words
- 2:24
- that would make a sailor blush and a nun
- 2:26
- faint it's like watching a verbal boxing
- 2:29
- match and Trump's getting knocked out
- 2:30
- cold now you're probably wondering what
- 2:33
- did dairo actually say well let's just
- 2:35
- say it was spicier than a jalapeno
- 2:37
- popper dipped in hot sauce he called
- 2:39
- Trump a wannabe gangster in the White
- 2:41
- House and a total loser but that was
- 2:44
- just the appetizer dairo went on to say
- 2:46
- down with this mother yep he dropped the
- 2:49
- f bomb on national TV talk about a plot
- 2:51
- twist the tension builds as everyone
- 2:54
- waits for the punchline will dairo
- 2:56
- apologize will he backtrack nope he
- 2:59
- doubles down saying Trump is a real
- 3:01
- disgrace and even worse we've heard you
- 3:03
- talk about the former president you have
- 3:05
- called him a fraud a con artist you've
- 3:08
- said a lot wor Nam than that he's a New
- 3:10
- Yorker like you and you have watched
- 3:12
- this brand of BS I a I think of how
- 3:17
- absurd it is um and this might be the
- 3:20
- one case where that could be it for him
- 3:24
- it's a state case he's sick he is really
- 3:27
- genuinely a sick person that somehow has
- 3:30
- been allowed into
- 3:33
- our system he's dangerous it's like
- 3:36
- watching a master class in roasting and
- 3:38
- Trump's the main course as the dust
- 3:40
- settles we're all left wondering how's
- 3:42
- Donnie diapers going to react to this
- 3:45
- will he tweet up a storm will he cry
- 3:47
- into his KFC bucket or will he just
- 3:49
- pretend it never happened like he does
- 3:51
- with his failed businesses one thing for
- 3:54
- sure dairo didn't pull any punches he
- 3:56
- went full taxi driver on Trump's
- 3:58
- reputation it's like channeled every
- 4:00
- Tough Guy character he's ever played and
- 4:02
- Unleashed them all on poor little Donnie
- 4:05
- while Dao's verbal Smackdown was Making
- 4:07
- Waves our favorite grumpy trumpy was
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- having a meltdown of his own picture
- 4:11
- this Trump perched on his Golden Throne
- 4:14
- phone in hand face redder than a Maga
- 4:16
- hat left out in the sun his tiny fingers
- 4:18
- were hovering over the Twitter app ready
- 4:20
- to unleash a storm of nonsense that
- 4:22
- would make KF look like Shakespeare
- 4:24
- you've played a lot of bad guys would
- 4:27
- you ever play Donald Trump never I
- 4:29
- there's nothing about him there's not
- 4:31
- one redeeming thing in him at that I can
- 4:36
- see Ever Ever he he he just he's so as
- 4:39
- we all know so narcissistic and
- 4:43
- self-centered I don't think they really
- 4:46
- understand and historically from what I
- 4:48
- see even with in in Nazi Germany they
- 4:52
- had it with Hitler as the news of Dao's
- 4:54
- roast spread faster than fake news on
- 4:56
- Facebook Trump's thumbs started moving
- 4:58
- at warp speed it was like watching a
- 5:00
- toddler have a temper tantrum but with
- 5:02
- worse spelling the tweets came flying
- 5:04
- out each one more unhinged than the last
- 5:08
- washed up actor dairo thinks he's tough
- 5:10
- sad exclamation mark read one maybe if
- 5:13
- he could remember his lines he wouldn't
- 5:15
- need to attack me loser said another but
- 5:18
- here's the kicker folks while Trump was
- 5:20
- busy rage tweeting something even
- 5:22
- crazier was brewing behind the scenes
- 5:24
- remember how experts thought Trump's
- 5:26
- Twitter Tantrums were just a phase back
- 5:28
- in 2016 well buckle up buttercup cuz
- 5:31
- tomorrow's breaking news is going to
- 5:33
- make you spit out your cuff a about who
- 5:35
- Donald Trump was in 2016 you're a
- 5:38
- lifetime New Yorker so is he and you
- 5:40
- said the country does not realize who
- 5:43
- this fraudster is and not enough people
- 5:45
- listened do you think they'll listen now
- 5:48
- either for
- 5:49
- self-preservation uh because they
- 5:51
- actually believe it or they're deluding
- 5:53
- themselves or whatever but then when
- 5:55
- that happens and you walk into a
- 5:56
- restaurant you see people used to know
- 5:58
- and all of a sudden they're you will see
- 6:01
- things that like you'll see it's a
- 6:04
- Invasion of the Body snatches you'll see
- 6:07
- people you knew or you thought you knew
- 6:08
- all of a sudden changing all of a sudden
- 6:10
- going with that side word on the street
- 6:13
- is that Donnie diapers has cooked up a
- 6:14
- secret plan to get back at dairo it's
- 6:17
- not a tweet it's not a speech it's well
- 6:21
- let's just say it involves a certain
- 6:23
- ex-president and a dance off yeah you
- 6:25
- read that right Trump's planning to
- 6:27
- challenge dairo to a dance battle live
- 6:30
- on national TV can you imagine it' be
- 6:32
- like watching a walrus try to break
- 6:34
- dance as Trump's tweet storm raged on
- 6:37
- the rest of the world was left wondering
- 6:39
- who else is going to join this circus
- 6:41
- will other Hollywood stars start
- 6:43
- roasting Trump like he's a Thanksgiving
- 6:45
- turkey or will his loyal followers come
- 6:47
- to his defense armed with nothing but
- 6:49
- misspelled signs and questionable logic
- 6:52
- one thing's for sure this DeNiro versus
- 6:54
- Trump Saga is far from over it's like
- 6:56
- watching a really weird really orange
- 6:59
- version of of Rocky where instead of
- 7:00
- boxing they're just insulting each other
- 7:03
- and let's be honest we're all here for
- 7:04
- it just when you thought the dairo
- 7:06
- versus Trump Saga couldn't get any
- 7:08
- weirder Hollywood decided to turn it
- 7:10
- into a full-on roast battle it's like
- 7:12
- someone opened the floodgates of
- 7:13
- celebrity snark and now everyone's
- 7:15
- trying to get their five minutes of
- 7:17
- trump bashing Fame first up we've got
- 7:19
- the late night hosts sharpening their
- 7:21
- joke pencils Jimmy Kimmel never one to
- 7:23
- miss a chance to poke fun at the orange
- 7:25
- turd went all in he called Trump a bad
- 7:28
- boy and made fun of rumors that Donnie
- 7:30
- diapers was passing gas Kimmel even
- 7:33
- suggested Trump should add some veggies
- 7:34
- to his diet I guess that's one way to
- 7:36
- make America Green again huh but Kimmel
- 7:39
- wasn't alone in this comedy Gold Rush
- 7:41
- Steven colar jumped on the bandwagon
- 7:44
- faster than Trump jumps on a bucket of
- 7:46
- KFC he compared Trump's presidency to a
- 7:49
- dumpster fire but then apologized to
- 7:51
- dumpster fires ouch that's got to hurt
- 7:55
- more than trying to drink bleach to cure
- 7:57
- Co even the usually mild mannered Jimmy
- 8:00
- Fallon got in on the action he said
- 8:02
- Trump's hair looks like cotton candy
- 8:04
- made of pee now that's an image that's
- 8:07
- going to haunt my nightmares thanks a
- 8:09
- lot Jimmy but it wasn't just the late
- 8:11
- night crew having all the fun aist
- 8:13
- celebs were firing off zingers faster
- 8:15
- than you can say kuf George Clooney
- 8:17
- looking as Dapper as ever called Trump a
- 8:20
- xenophobic fascist that's a pretty big
- 8:22
- word George you sure Trump knows what it
- 8:24
- means Merill Street proving she can
- 8:26
- deliver a sick burn just as well as an
- 8:28
- Oscar winning performance said Trump has
- 8:31
- the ability to turn back the clock to
- 8:33
- when we all lived in caves dang Merill
- 8:36
- why don't you tell us how you really
- 8:37
- feel even the typically quiet Tom Hanks
- 8:40
- got in on the action saying Trump's
- 8:42
- presidency was like Forest Gump in
- 8:44
- Reverse where we all get stupider now
- 8:46
- that's what I call a box of rotten
- 8:48
- chocolates but here's where it gets
- 8:50
- really wild beess celebs desperate for a
- 8:53
- slice of the spotlight started chiming
- 8:55
- in too it's like they all suddenly
- 8:57
- remembered they had Twitter accounts we
- 8:58
- had Lindsay loen trying to make Trum
- 9:01
- peria happen spoiler alert it didn't and
- 9:03
- Gary buzy well he said something but
- 9:06
- honestly I'm not sure anyone understood
- 9:08
- it classic buzy as the jokes flew faster
- 9:11
- than two pays in a hurricane you had to
- 9:13
- wonder is this the best or worst reality
- 9:15
- show ever I mean on one hand it's
- 9:18
- hilarious watching celebs roast Trump
- 9:20
- like he's a Thanksgiving turkey on the
- 9:22
- other hand it's kind of sad that this is
- 9:24
- what passes for political discourse
- 9:26
- these days but here's the real kicker
- 9:28
- folks while everyone's busy laughing at
- 9:30
- these celeb zingers there's a Twist
- 9:32
- coming that'll make all this look like a
- 9:33
- friendly game of Patty Cake word on the
- 9:35
- street is that a certain ex-president is
- 9:37
- cooking up a plan that'll make jaws drop
- 9:40
- harder than Trump's approval ratings
- 9:42
- hold on to your Maga hats folks because
- 9:44
- the Trump train is about to go off the
- 9:46
- rails while dairo and his Hollywood Pals
- 9:48
- were busy roasting Trump like a
- 9:50
- marshmallow at a campfire the mega crowd
- 9:52
- wasn't about to let their Golden Boy get
- 9:54
- burned without a fight picture this
- 9:56
- Trump supporters red-faced and redder
- 9:58
- hated are popping up faster than
- 10:29
- Libs but every blank space is filled
- 10:31
- with liberal or fake news and don't even
- 10:34
- get me started on the right-wing Twitter
- 10:36
- verse it's exploding like a Mentos and
- 10:38
- Diet Coke spraying hot takes all over
- 10:40
- the Internet some folks are even
- 10:42
- threatening to boycott Dao's movies yeah
- 10:45
- because I'm sure Raging Bull was a big
- 10:47
- hit with the Maga crowd anyway but
- 10:49
- here's where it gets really nutty folks
- 10:52
- some genius over in Trump land came up
- 10:54
- with the craziest defense yet are you
- 10:56
- ready for this they're saying dairo is
- 10:58
- just jealous because Trump is a better
- 11:00
- actor than he is I know right it's like
- 11:02
- saying a turnup is a better president
- 11:04
- than well you know who as the Maga crowd
- 11:08
- circles the wagons tighter than Trump's
- 11:09
- spray tan you got to wonder is this
- 11:12
- really the hill they want to die on I
- 11:14
- mean defending a guy who thinks
- 11:15
- windmills cause cancer and suggests
- 11:17
- drinking bleach that's a tough sell even
- 11:19
- for the Mexico will pay for IT Crowd but
- 11:22
- wait there's more remember that
- 11:24
- ex-president we mentioned earlier the
- 11:25
- one cooking up a plan that'll make jaws
- 11:27
- drop harder than Trump's appr ratings
- 11:30
- well buckle up buttercup because this is
- 11:32
- where things get really wild well folks
- 11:34
- just when you thought this political
- 11:36
- circus couldn't get any crazier the
- 11:38
- media decided to turn it into a
- 11:39
- full-blown three- ring Extravaganza it's
- 11:42
- like every News Channel suddenly
- 11:43
- remembered they had air time to fill and
- 11:46
- boy are they filling it CNN's got a
- 11:48
- panel with more Talking Heads than a
- 11:50
- Thanksgiving dinner has relatives
- 11:52
- they're all yapping away trying to
- 11:54
- dissect Dao's words like it's the zap
- 11:56
- rer film half of them are cheering Bobby
- 11:58
- D like he just scored the winning
- 12:00
- touchdown while the other half are
- 12:01
- clutching their pearls so hard you'd
- 12:03
- think they were trying to make diamonds
- 12:05
- over at MSNBC they're practically
- 12:07
- throwing dairo a ticker tape parade
- 12:10
- you'd think the guy had single-handedly
- 12:11
- solved world hunger instead of just
- 12:13
- cussing out the orange turd they've got
- 12:15
- pundits punding so hard they might pull
- 12:18
- a muscle it's like watching a bunch of
- 12:20
- OV excited puppies chasing their own
- 12:21
- Tails but instead of tales it's hot
- 12:24
- takes but if you really want to see a
- 12:26
- show flip over to Fox News they're
- 12:28
- acting like Den just canceled Christmas
- 12:30
- stole the tooth fairies bag of quarters
- 12:33
- and kicked a bald eagle all in one go
- 12:35
- they've got experts coming out of the
- 12:37
- woodwork faster than Rats from a sinking
- 12:39
- ship one guy even tried to argue that
- 12:41
- dairo is just jealous because Trump's a
- 12:43
- better actor yeah right and I'm the
- 12:46
- Queen of England the best part they're
- 12:48
- all trying to dance around what dairo
- 12:50
- actually said it's like watching a game
- 12:52
- of verbal twister he used some uh
- 12:54
- colorful language they say face is
- 12:57
- redder than a sunburned Lobster yeah
- 12:59
- colorful is one way to put it let's just
- 13:01
- say it was saltier than a pretzel
- 13:03
- factory during a sodium shortage as this
- 13:05
- media frenzy reaches fever pitch you got
- 13:08
- to wonder is this news or just really
- 13:10
- expensive reality TV I mean we've got
- 13:13
- more drama than a tel Nolla more plot
- 13:15
- twist than an M Night Shyamalan movie
- 13:17
- and more hot air than a balloon factory
- 13:20
- it's like the entire country is turned
- 13:21
- into one big dysfunctional family
- 13:23
- Thanksgiving dinner with dairo playing
- 13:25
- the role of the uncle who's had one too
- 13:28
- many and decided to speak his mind but
- 13:30
- here's the kicker folks while everyone's
- 13:32
- busy arguing over whether dairo went too
- 13:35
- far or not far enough they're all
- 13:37
- missing the bigger picture it's like
- 13:39
- they're so focused on the trees they
- 13:40
- can't see the forest fire that's about
- 13:42
- to burn the whole dang thing down as the
- 13:45
- dairo versus Trump drama unfolds
- 13:48
- America's split faster than a banana in
- 13:50
- a Sunday half the country's cheering
- 13:52
- Bobby D like he just won an Oscar for
- 13:54
- best presidential roast while the other
- 13:56
- half's defending their orange tur in
- 13:58
- Chief like he the last twinkie on Earth
- 14:00
- it's crazier than a cat in a room full
- 14:02
- of rocking chairs families are feuding
- 14:05
- over Thanksgiving dinner plans ant
- 14:07
- Karen's uninviting cousin Mike because
- 14:09
- he shared that dairo Meme while Grandpa
- 14:11
- Joe's threatening to wear his Maga hat
- 14:13
- to the table it's like a Game of Thrones
- 14:15
- but with more turkey and less dragons
- 14:18
- Facebook's turned into a war zone of
- 14:20
- unfriending and caps lock you can't
- 14:22
- scroll for 2 seconds without seeing
- 14:23
- someone screeching about fake news or
- 14:26
- calling Trump supporters deplorable it's
- 14:28
- like everyone forgot how to use their
- 14:30
- indoor typing voice water cooler
- conversations are more heated than a
- microwave burrito Bob from accounting
- and Sarah from HR aren't on speaking
- terms because she said dairo was just
- telling it like it is now the break
- rooms got more tension than a rubber
- band ready to snap the country is
- playing a giant game of Red Rover with
- no one switching sides it's like we're
- all stuck in our own little Echo
- Chambers shouting into the void and
- wondering why the other side can't hear
- us we're more divided than a pizza cut
- by a drunk guy on a unicycle what does
- 15:01
- this say about the state of discourse in
- America well it ain't pretty folks we're
- treating politics like it's a team sport
- where the only goal is to make the other
- side cry it's like we forgot how to talk
- to each other without turning into angry
- toddlers throwing a tantum in the serial
- aisle as we zoom out on this circus we
- got to wonder is this the new normal or
- have we all lost our minds are we so
- busy picking sides in the dairo versus
- Trump Smackdown that we're missing
- something bigger well folks it looks
- like the dairo versus Trump Showdown is
- just another day in The NeverEnding
- grumpy trumpy Saga who would have
- thought that a tough guy from the movies
- could cause so much real life drama but
- hey at least we got some top-notch
- entertainment out of it right as the
- dust settles we're left wondering is
- this what politics has become a bunch of
- celebs and politicians throwing zingers
- at each other like it's a Comedy Central
- roast maybe next time we'll see Trump
- and dairo Duke it out in a dance off now
- that's something I'd pay to see so grab
- your popcorn and keep those Twitter
- 16:00
- fingers ready cuz this show ain't ending
- anytime soon and if you thought this was
- wild just wait till you see what happens
- when Michelle Obama delivers her
- knockout blow to Trump it's going to be
- huge
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