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ROTTEN AMERICANS STEPHEN MILLER *Hysteria: Stephen Miller: Everything You Didn't Know About His Shtty Past** PLAY YOUTUBE VIDEO Original article: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UR5_2SFilg Peter Burgess COMMENTARY Peter Burgess
Stephen Miller: Everything You Didn't Know About His Shtty Past Hysteria 335K subscribers ... 207,095 views ... 14K likes Premiered Jan 19, 2025 Thanks to Lumen for sponsoring! To get 20% off go to https://lumen.me/GUY and start improving your health today. CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 02:22 - Early life/racist behavior 08:49 - Duke University 12:43 - Early career in DC 14:45 - Joining the Trump campaign 15:11 - Muslim Ban 16:05 - Ad break 17:32 - Cancelling DACA/immigration obsession 21:53 - Love life 25:57 - Continued anti-immigration work/gearing up for 2025 30:24 - Weasel ratings/outro On episode 16 of 'This Fcking Guy,' Hysteria podcast host, Erin Ryan, and Crooked Media's, Julia Claire, dive deep into Stephen Miller's xenophobic past. From his racist beginnings as a student, to helping implement the Muslim Ban as Trump's Senior Advisor, to his continued obsession with illegal immigrants as he gears up to be Trump's Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, this is one of our slimiest guys yet. Written By Erin Ryan (@eringloriaryan) and Julia Claire (@juliaclairegrams) Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n... Political commentator and comedy writer Erin Ryan and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by a bicoastal squad of funny, opinionated women to talk through everything from reproductive rights to romcoms. They break down the political news of the week, plus the topics, trends, and cultural stories that affect women’s lives. New episodes drop every Thursday. Get in touch: hysteria@crooked.com. Photos courtesy of AP Photo Archive Crooked Media believes that we need a better conversation about politics, culture, and the world around us—one that doesn’t just focus on what’s broken, but what we can do to fix it. We are a media network that showcases stories, voices, and opportunities for activism that inform, entertain, and inspire action, because it’s up to all of us to do our part to build a better world. That’s it. End of mission. Transcript Intro 0:00 welcome to another episode of this guy the show where we choose one guy making America worse and explore the reasons they suck I'm Aaron Ryan host of crooked media's hysteria podcast and this time I'm delighted to be joined by crooked media's Julia CLA co-writer of this guy who many of you will remember from our three-part series on Donald Trump hi Julia hi Erin thank you so much I am a glutton for punishment this episode's subject is one that as you can see many of you have been clamoring for much in the way that a mob of angry towns folk would clamor for Dracula to emerge from his castle after he kidnapped and ex sanguinated one too many of the town's pre-teens well put down those pitchforks because we're bringing out that maganos feratu this month Steven Miller a man who has never won an election in his life and has the Charisma of a toilet rat but nevertheless has been forced on us like male instacart Shoppers or Adam Lavine the sight of him evokes the feeling of opening up the kitchen trash the day after somebody cleaned out the fridge 1:01 like a giant broccoli farted in the pin face so punchable that he's not allowed to attend boxing matches lest he distract the fighters like many subjects of this guy Miller is a trump gadfly but unlike many previous subjects Miller seems to actually believe what he's saying or at least he wants us to believe that he believes what he's saying because as he's alluded to in at least one interview triggering the libs with his bad opinions is the only only thing that gives his life meaning but I cannot stress enough that despite the fact that he tries very hard to shock people the overall effect is tiresome the story of Steven Miller is one of an unremarkable man not good-look medium smart sexually repellent not funny who like many others in Washington wants to be interesting and since he can't embody any of those other superlatives he's chosen to be the most obnoxious like Shakespeare Zago Miller's motivations are opaque are there lessons to be learned from his Hitler light histrionics I'm actually not sure Miller seems like somebody who had every chance 2:04 in life to turn out good or at least normal but just came out weird a defective on the conveyor belt of human souls okay so without further Ado let's talk about Stephen wil helina Miller wait is that his middle name no but wouldn't it be funny if it was okay moving on Stephen Miller was born or Early life/racist behavior summoned from the underworld on August 23rd 1985 he grew up in s Monica California in a not particularly political Jewish family that's right but little Steven officially came out as a conservative in middle school when he began subscribing to guns and ammo magazine the official magazine for feeling bad about your dick God already laying the groundwork as an enormous loser a middle schooler interested in guns and ammo certainly no red flags there also a pretin from Santa Monica getting really into guns as if he would ever have caused to use one is a particular kind kind of cowboy cosplay that in America more commonly leads suburbanites to buy enormous pickup 3:05 trucks we know you're just using that truck for Starbucks runs Carl anyways the young Miller was then fully radicalized after reading the former CEO of the NRA's Manifesto titled guns crimes and freedom which stridently argued that America was under attack from Outsiders a lot of you might be thinking that these political attitudes sit in stark contrast with the modern-day California of our Collective understanding but as journalist Jean Guerrero wrote in her 2020 book hate Monger Steven Miller came of age in the 9s when California was a hot bed of anti-immigrant sentiment always a good reminder not to become such an absolute ghoul that a journalist one day writes a book about you called hate Monger oh my God California in the 90s was under the governorship of Republican Pete Wilson who repeatedly railed against what he called quote an invasion at the border and blamed all of California's fiscal 4:00 problems on immigrants sound familiar after beginning to marinate in this ferociously anti-immigrant rhetoric Steven Miller called up one of his few Pals at school Jason EAS and informed him that they could no longer be friends because Jason's family was Latino not a particularly wise decision considering that Miller was already cultivating his signature table for one Vibes one classmate recalls that even in a school where nerds were considered cool he was still the guy that nobody liked ouch sounds like a great example of how sometimes bullying can work too well creating bullying resistant super in much the same way that overprescribing can lead to antibiotic resistant super bacteria he seems to really Delight in being a heel and decided to double down on his villain Persona in place of developing an actual personality in 2017 a video of Miller's high school student government campaign speech emerged in which he argued that students shouldn't pick up their own trash because janitors exist am I the only one who is sick and tired of being told to pick up my 5:03 trash and we have plenty of janitors who are PID to do it that video perfectly encapsulates his bratty Little Prince I know he's just like he's just such a brat he's his classmates quickly booed him off stage saying truly horrible things without apology was again something Miller seemed to really enjoy after 911 Miller took to his high school newspaper column and penned an article called quote A Time to Kill in which he urged a violent response against radical islamists a catch-all category into which Miller appeared to suggest that most Muslims fell and accused his classmates and administrator of inadequate patriotism sorry but Santa Monica High School this one's on you for letting a minor publish an article called A Time to Kill which is already the title of another thing that was very popular hack Behavior here's another clip of 17-year-old Miller joking about torturing Iraqis cool but after sad Hussein is henchman I think the ideal 6:04 solution would be to cut off their fingers I don't think it's necessary to kill them entirely we're not a barbaric people we respect life therefore torture is the way to go because torture people can live torture is a celebration of life and human dignity something so about a guy being like get him boys yeah get him get him boys that's his whole that's his whole tough guy Vibe sees him at least he showed a sliver of self-awareness here but something's just not going right my hair is just receding I look like I'm 35 truey old that yep yeah you know you got to hand it to him there he he does he does describing him as Dead behind the eyes doesn't really do it justice Miller's eyes are dead than anybody's eyes have ever been Miller kept falling deeper down the alt-right rabbit hole teenage St Miller became a Pious adherent of conservative talk radio listening to Rush Limba and Local Host Larry Miller began calling into Elder 7:01 show to rail against the administration at Santa Monica High School who Miller complained were too tolerant of his Spanish speaking classmates and too enthusiastic about multiculturalism Elder was so impressed by Miller's I don't know articulate racism uh that he even began regularly inviting him on the show as a guest it's the only way that Larry Elder could get a young person to talk to him in all he appeared on Elder show as a guest 69 times which nice swish but second given what we know about Steven it makes sense that all of that attention both positive and negative went right to Young Stevens's shriveled little prefrontal cortex and encouraged him to press onward in his pursuit of right-wing stardom it was on the Larry Elder show that teenage Steven Miller caught the attention of two men who would go on to shape the nightmare we know him to be today Steve Bannon and David Horowitz now we all know Steve Bannon David Horowitz was a member of the new left in the 19 60s before 8:00 pivoting to Arch conservativism and wetting his white nationalist curiosity he took Steven Miller under his wing and taught him that hope and fear are the two greatest weapons in politics but fear is more compelling Horwitz eventually fed a strategy paper to Miller describing the need for the Republican party to remake itself around the demonization of its political opponents and appeals to Americans Bas instincts hey that's the exact plot of wicked oh well congratulations David some 20 years later we can definitely say the Republican party is doing exactly what you wanted and America is so so much worse for it according to Gene Guerrero's reporting Horowitz also introduced the teenage Miller to even more explicitly white nationalist media including websites like American Renaissance and Vare both of which sound like gay hookup apps for college Libertarians After High School stevenh took his hateful Little Spirit across the country to Duke University the Duke University Harvard of where he again wrote regular screeds in the school newspaper in a bi-weekly Colum 9:01 called Miller time the column was full of what you would expect from Miller by now both because it was already the title for something else and because both Miller brand beer and Miller's writing leave the consumer with a distinct piss aftertaste in one article Miller argued that laws requiring pay equity for men and women would hurt businesses and that the pay Gap was mostly women's fault for not asking for raises which again not original I just can't get over what a fun hang he must have been on the quad one of his classmates who was also an editor on the Duke Chronicle said of Miller quote I cannot remember a single person who was his friend nor can anyone I know yes again that sounds right Miller first entered the National Spotlight during his senior year at Duke when three captains of the school's lacrosse team were falsely accused of raping a woman they hired as a stripper at one of their parties the case became a national lightning rod as the three players in question were white and their accuser was black Steven Miller distinguished himself with an immediate 10:02 willingness to believe that the white players were innocent before any details about the case were known to horrified reactions from fellow students and faculty he showcased that he was predominantly concerned not that a woman might have been raped but that young white men might have been wrongly accused it's now all but the standard response to any accusations of sexual misconduct from the right Miller devoted more of his school newspaper column to the case than any other topic for this he was invited to be a talking head on CNN as well as two of fox news's most popular shows respectively hosted by Bill O'Reilly and Nancy Grace well you have a situation here where like a lot of college campuses you have this segment of professors that's very powerful and very very far to the left and for the first time a lot of students and in a way the American public at large saw the depth and the ferocity of that radicalism despite the fact that the case fell apart within 6 months all charges were dropped the district attorney was disbarred and each player received upwards of $20 million in settlements from both Duke and the City 11:02 of Durham the Duke lacrosse case is still invoked by American right Wingers 20 years later I'm not saying what happened to those three players wasn't traumatic it clearly was but from Modern conservative rhetoric you would think that they received the same unimaginable cruelty as the five black teenagers wrongly accused of rape in 1989 who became known as the Central Park 5 now the exonerated five you know the ones Donald Trump called to be executed by the state who were forced to spend their entire Young adulthoods by bars yeah and any false accusation of a crime as serious as sexual assault is awful but the fact that the right-wing media doesn't seem to make a peep when the accused aren't privileged white boys tells me that the issue they really care about isn't Justice it's something else and Steven Miller was a dutiful messenger of that something else the lacrosse case catapulted another young conservative Firebrand who also happened to be a graduate student at Duke into the national Spotlight his name was Richard Spencer Spencer and Miller met through the Duke conservative Union of which they were both members and likely 12:05 bonded over their love of I don't know whiteness probably in later years while trying to increase his National profile Miller would attempt to distance himself from Spencer and pretend that he was not also a white nationalist as Spencer self-identified but it was just never particularly convincing Richard Spencer also insisted Miller was not a white nationalist but he said you can't be this passionate about the immigration issue and not have a sense of the American Nation as it historically emerged Julia can you translate that sure that is uh white nationalist grad student code for he's not technically in our club but he hates brown people so much that we invite him to the Christmas party ah okay thank you so much after college Miller headed to Capitol Hill where his old pal David Horowitz got him Early career in DC a job as press secretary for then Minnesota congresswoman Michelle Bachmann ah jump scare I haven't heard that name in years you remember Michelle Bachmann don't you the Tea Party psycho who claimed the HPV vaccine causes 13:02 mental retardation I'm so sorry accused Huma abedine of having ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and called Disney's The Lion King gay propaganda like scar is definitely a Queen I'll give her that but the Lion King isn't even by coded to me it's hetero it's totally hetero in 2009 Miller met in many ways his navest soulmate when he began working for Alabama Senator and living Confederate statue Jefferson Bard sessions the senator Whose actions and face demand that we ask the question what would it look like if an Elf on the Shelf joined the KKK I'm sorry I know he always just seems to pop up like a ghost from the Battle of Gettysburg in the spring of 2013 a bipartisan group of eight Senators had drafted a bill that offered increased security at the US Mexico border in exchange for a path towards citizenship for undocumented immigrants living already in the US the bill looked all but certain to pass to say that Steven Miller and his boss were rip about this legislation was an understatement the two men were completely insens at the prospect of any 14:05 compromise whatsoever on immigration Miller called Hill reporters and other Congressional offices Round the Clock to Blunt The Measure thanks in part to his Relentless lobbying the bill died by that point Miller had an established reputation in the halls of Congress known for his brazenness his enormous forehead and smoking like a chimney G I bet he smelled like Joe Campbell's nut sack not great for the old complexion either Stephen this guy is simply begging to age like milk Miller's myopic obsession with immigration carried him forward when sessions became the first and only sitting US senator to endorse Donald Trump in the 2016 Republican primary we all know what happened next okay dear God how many times can we replay the 2016 Trump Victory Miller continually denied being a white Joining the Trump campaign nationalist but his presence on the Trump campaign and later in the Trump White House certainly set all the white nationalist bloggers clapping like dolphins after Trump's win Miller didn't want an agency nomination or position that would subject himself to Too Much legal and Congressional scrutiny instead he asked to have the Amorphis internal 15:06 group the domestic policy Council there he would try to do maximal damage with minimal oversight Steven Miller's most Muslim Ban lasting Legacy from the first Trump administration were two of its cruestv the Muslim ban and a zero tolerance border policy that separated children from their parents his very first week in office president Trump signed an executive order engineered by Miller barring all people from Seven Muslim majority countries from entering the United States this immediately sparked a wave of outcries protests and legal challenges and ACC cour eventually struck the sloppily constructed order down on the grounds that it was legally speaking whack but it still created shock waves airports broke out into chaos with valid Visa holders suddenly in limbo University students from the Seven Nations targeted were either stuck in the US unable to return home or stuck in their country of origin unable to return to school all the while Steven Miller watched from protected position with Glee like Nero watching Rome burn 16:02 if Nero were a man in his early 30s who looked 50 this guy is brought to you by Lumen today I want to introduce Ad break 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on the last person he had spoken to because Donald Trump is a baby with no object permanence and Miller used that to his Advantage laser focused on his immigration Obsession in 2017 he 18:00 convinced Trump to cancel DACA an Obama era order that protected undocumented immigrants who were brought into the country as children in an email to a Breitbart editor he said that expanding the quote foreign born share of the US Workforce was an instance of immigration being used to replace existing demographics if that tinfoil hat rhetoric sounds familiar it's because it's a well-known far-right conspiracy called the Great replacement one of the first things Steven Miller did in the White House was establish an office dedicated exclusively to the demonization of immigrants called the victims of immigration and crime engagement Miller proposed almost verbatim immigration policies recommended by far-right think tanks like the Federation for American Immigration Reform which was founded by noted eugenicist and white supremacist John tanton those white nationalist accusations were becoming increasingly difficult to evade a 2019 report from the Civil Rights nonprofit the Southern Poverty Law Center exposed more than 900 emails Miller had sent to a Breitbart editor over a 15mon period between 2015 19:02 and 2017 900 emails log off my dude in the emails Miller urged Breitbart writers to aggregate stories that highlighted crime committed by immigrants and non-white people and directed them to his favorite white supremacist journals like the aformentioned American Renaissance and Vare other highlights from the leaked emails included Miller being pissy that Amazon removed Confederate flag merch from its Marketplace after the 2015 Charleston South Carolina Ina shooting where a white man went on an anti-black Rampage and killed nine parishioners at a black church Miller also promoted the racist French novel the camp of saints in the emails another work popular among white nationalists about the destruction of the white World by non-white refugees but wait there's more in another email Miller approvingly forwarded an article arguing that the US should Deport immigrants on trains quote to scare out the people who want to undo our country but don't call him racist don't you dare call him racist here he is throwing a hissy fit over the allegation that he may be racist lobbed 20:06 by CNN's Jim aosta are we just going to bring in people from Great Britain and Australia actually I have to honestly say I am shocked at your statement that you think that only people from Great Britain and Australia would know English it's actually it reveals your Cosmopolitan uh bias to a shocking degree that in your mind no this is an amazing saying this is an amazing moment this is an amazing moment that you think only people from Great Britain or Australia would speak English is so insulting to millions of hardworking immigrants who do speak English from all over the world have you honestly Jim have you honestly never met a an immigrant from another country who speaks English outside of Great Britain and Australia also Cosmopolitan bias you're from Santa Monica yeah the splc report spurred calls for his resignation but only from Democrats Steven Miller went on to become one of the Trump administration's longest 21:04 serving soldiers surviving the near constant turmoil and turnover that came to characterize the Trump White House again Miller's nebulous position on the White House org chart shielded him from serious consequences but it also allowed him to walk around like he owned the joint which even his equally awful Trump admin colleagues found unbearable Miller had inserted himself into the Department of Homeland Security's policymaking so often that DHS officials literally started hiding their work from him at one point the head of the DHS ended up holding meetings in a classified security bunker just to keep Miller away which then convinced Miller that there was a cabal of deep State actors trying to thwart Trump's agenda wow I actually do love the idea that the Deep state is just a group of people trying to avoid Steven Miller that's a conspiracy theory I can get on okay let's take a quick break Love life from Stephen's endless barking to talk about his personal life in advance in college he was rumored to have an Onan off again fling with a Latina classmate who was mean to him which sounds like it 22:05 could be part of his immigrant hating super villain origin story except for the fact that he already made hating immigrants his entire personality before he got to college but beyond that one relationship that was more like light bullying Steven a heavy smoker with a receding hairline in the bedroom eyes of a serial Killer's minion wasn't very popular with the ladies until that is one very special lady came along Q the romantic [Music] music that was the theme from saperia 1977 Italian cult classic about a covet of murderous witches that retain their power through horrifying Human Sacrifice which even though I had to stop watching it at the Razer wire scene is actually a more heartwarming story than that of the courtship between Steven Miller and his awful wife Katy Waldman either way I'm sleeping with the lights on okay so Katie grew up in Weston Florida where like her husband she was completely 23:00 unremarkable except for her willingness to be mean and annoying for attention when she was in high school she got into a feud with one of the only black teachers on her school's faculty over the teaching of Tony Morrison's beloved and after the dust settled on that she tried to bully the teacher's kid one of the few black students in her school wow she sounds amazing while involved in student government at the University of Florida her greatest achievement was Voting down a measure that would have sent condolences to the family of Trayvon Martin an unarmed black team teager who was murdered by a neighborhood vigilante in a thorough profile of the couple's obnoxiousness Vanity Fair found sources from throughout Katie's life that described her as sociopathic horny for power and friendless okay maybe she and Steven Miller are actually soulmates anyway one Thanksgiving early in his White House tenure Steven's parents asked him if he'd met any nice girls and Steven in his typical normal and cool way screamed at them that the topic was off limits something tells me that that's not the first Thanksgiving meal that Steven Miller has stormed away from but Lil 24:00 Stevie wouldn't be lonely for much longer Katie and Steven would meet doing their evil bidding for their evil bosses Katie and Steven who was a Santa Monica zero and a dc1 met shortly after she got a job working for the national Republican senatorial committee and then the Department of Homeland Security where she played a role in convincing her bosses to adopt the family separation policy aka the policy that led to that footage of Migrant children in cages crying out for their mothers uh which I guess Katie found pretty hilarious by the time Katie had made it to DHS she was already well known for her Shameless lack of Scruples and for the Unholy Trinity of traits possessed by all the Trump comm's minions immaturity arrogance and utter incompetence so you can see why when she and Steven Miller cross paths it was love each had met their Craven deranged other half Steven had everything that Katie had ever wanted proximity to power a willingness to date her and the rare Jewish Republic pedigree although it should be noted that many 25:00 people close to Steven including many close relatives and his childhood Rabbi found him just as off-putting and awful as the rest of us and have disavowed him and as Stephen and Katie's relationship blossomed like a corpse flower so too did Katie's career she eventually worked her way up to Mike Pence's press secretary the pair were married at the Trump National Hotel in DC in February 2020 a few weeks later the covid-19 pandemic would lead to a series of events that would ultimately shut the hotel down for good but was it the co were the curse of Katie and Steven touching their wet little butthole shaped mouths together that sunk the Hotel Impossible to say and I am so mad at you for Conjuring that image you're welcome after their wedding they moved to Arlington Virginia to mate and feed the pair have three children two boys and a girl or in the parliament of Trump's Supreme Court two humans and one human minus but just because Trump and Mike Pence were voted out of office and suffered a now famous public breakup in Continued anti-immigration work/gearing up for 2025 26:01 the wake of that election loss it doesn't mean Steven hung back in Arlington to rest on his fascist laurels in between getting his wife pregnant an upsetting number of times in quick succession he was laying the groundwork for the next Trump Administration during the hopeful Ellipsis between Trump administrations Miller was busy humping his favorite chicken illegal immigration you'd think a guy would get bored with harping on the same scare phrase for literal decades at this point it's like seeing the same horror movie so many times you start noticing the shots that accidentally capture the boom mic and so Steven Miller basically built the modern version of The rightwing Narrative around undocumented immigrants causing all the problems now we have to watch him wave it around in public over and over like the guy I see on Melrose and Western with his butt crack out every morning on my drive through Hollywood it's a beautiful city in addition to yammering on about immigration on every bad right-wing podcast you've heard of and some you haven't Miller has been busy with an organization called called America First legal America First legal aims to fight against policies meant to be more inclusive of women black and 27:05 brown people and lgbtq people across American culture he fights against what he describes as discrimination against whites which is funny since for most of his life he and his wife were discriminated against by whites who did not want to be friends with them Miller was also getting paid by the save America pack which was a major proliferator of the mass delusion that the 2020 election was somehow stolen from Donal Trump Steven's superpower has always been Cockiness despite being surrounded by people who hate him the self assurance of a pro wrestling heel except he's not in on the joke and so even before Trump emerged the Victor in the 2024 presidential election he was immediately ready to describe the administration's game plan over the next four years the simple part is seal the Border Deport all the illegals in terms of the policy sets to accomplish this you have your safe third agreements you have remain in Mexico finish the wall you reimplement title 42 and then you 28:01 also deploy the military to the southern border you reassert the fundamental constitutional principle that you don't have a right to enter into our Sovereign territory to even request the Asylum claim the military has the right to establish a fortress position on the border and to say no one can cross here at all you know what it's stunning how long he has been doing this without improving as a public speaker in any measurable way take that Malcolm Gladwell if the story of the first Trump Administration was the story of a group of rabid chimpanzees taking over an airport but having no idea what buttons to push to get the planes to take off Trump 2.0 promises to be characterized by those monkeys having a passing understanding of what buttons to push to at least get the planes to go back and forth which means that going into Inauguration Day Miller has what he claims is a concrete set of actionable steps to execute the plans he laid out including internment camps plans to deport up to a million people a year a path for Red State Governors to deputize 29:03 the National Guard to act as immigration enforcers and other bullet points that would find themselves at home on the front page of a Stormfront Forum in the early ODS Trump has announced that he plans today Miller Deputy Chief of Staff for policy a position that does not require Senate approval which is great uh not that it would matter anyway though these particular GOP Senators have the courage to stand up to Trump that a slug has to stand up to a salt shaker which means means that trolling or not things that Miller said during Trump's pre-election Madison Square Garden rally like this who's going to stand up and say the cartels are gone the criminal migrants are gone the gangs are gone America is for Americans and Americans only are closer to becoming reality than they've ever been even though they're not original or interesting or even popular as Margaret Atwood has said fascism is not exciting it's always the same plot and despite the fact that Miller bleeds for a desire to trigger the libs to be known as a provocateur when history remembers him 30:02 it will be several lines down in a Wikipedia article about somebody who had more gravitas than he could ever muster it'll be a footnote to a footnote an answer to a triple bonus question to break a tie on a DC bar trivia night contempt But ultimately like stepping on dog unpleasant but unoriginal and utterly forgettable well there you have it Steven Miller America's Geral the Satan of Santa Monica the ppot of the Weasel ratings/outro Pacific the musolini of Malibu oh God don't do Malibu dirty like that all right Julia on a scale of one to five weasels where does Steven fall for you you know I'm honestly starting to feel bad for weasels I feel like what did they ever do to be compared to these steal eggs but that's not that bad it's not that bad and with the cost of eggs these days I come on in this economy I think he's got to be he's got to be five because he really believes what he says and that's scary yeah I'm going to agree with you I'm going to say 31:04 this is a five weasel fire um and uh for the same reasons that you do and also his new position in the incoming Trump Administration is uh dangerously powerful and requires absolutely no oversight so that's going to be great okay time for us to sign off if you like what you just saw please like And subscribe and share with anybody you think might get a kick out of this in a programming note Alyssa is taking a much-deserved breather this episode but don't worry mastom Maniacs she'll be back in the feed this week and if you have any ideas for future this guy subjects leave them in the comments see you next time

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