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Caption competition: the winners |
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Thanks to everybody who sent us suggestions for last week's caption competition. Below you'll find a selection of the best entries we received.
Rebekah Brooks: 'How deep are we in it?'
Murdoch: 'It's 50:50 as to who goes first - you or James?'
'Where did you leave your mobile phone?'
'I just can't hack it any more.'
Brooks: 'Rupert, darling; I don't think you should have brought me that new phone.'
Murdoch: 'Beneath my right hand right now I have all of the people Cameron thinks he's in charge of.'
Murdoch: 'If I stack all of the money I'll lose as a result of closing the News of the World, it would
be this high.'
Murdoch: 'We're in it up to about here!'
'You feel hacked off; how do you think I feel?'
Brooks: 'Just try sacking me; YOURS was the first we hacked!'
Murdoch: 'When I said 'shut it', I didn't mean the newspaper!'
Murdoch: 'Check it out Beks: steady as a rock. These losers don't scare me!'
'I hear Celeb people!'
Murdoch: 'No worries Becky, now that Coulson bloke's gone it'll all be plain sailing.'
Murdoch: 'Calm down dear- it's not the end of the world.'
'You see, if you walk around with your right hand like this, no-one stops to think what
your left hand is up to.'
Murdoch: 'Mr Coulson is about this height, officer!'
Murdoch: 'Have you seen my Tommy Cooper impression? I can make the News of the World
disappear...just like that!'
'Our standards have sunk this low; we need you to go lower!'
'What am I doing wrong? Every time I call your broomstick Rebekah, it flies away over there.' |
MSN UK News
11/07/2011 11:54 |
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