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Date: 2019-12-10 Page is: DBtxt001.php txt00000128

Caption competition: the winners
Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks

Thanks to everybody who sent us suggestions for last week's caption competition. Below you'll find a selection of the best entries we received.

Rebekah Brooks: 'How deep are we in it?'
Rupert Murdoch: 'About this deep!'
- Josh Packham, Horsham, West Sussex

Murdoch: 'It's 50:50 as to who goes first - you or James?'
- Nigel Deacon, Brockenhurst

'Where did you leave your mobile phone?'
- Yvonne Williams

'I just can't hack it any more.'
- Pauline Mclaughlin, Devon

Brooks: 'Rupert, darling; I don't think you should have brought me that new phone.'
- Wendy Perren, Dagenham

Murdoch: 'Beneath my right hand right now I have all of the people Cameron thinks he's in charge of.'
- Malcolm Tyglio

Murdoch: 'If I stack all of the money I'll lose as a result of closing the News of the World, it would be this high.'
- Ted Tomes, Shropshire

Murdoch: 'We're in it up to about here!'
E. Moss, Petersfield

'You feel hacked off; how do you think I feel?'
- Joe, Hayling Island

Brooks: 'Just try sacking me; YOURS was the first we hacked!'
Mary Francis, Gloucestershire

Murdoch: 'When I said 'shut it', I didn't mean the newspaper!'
- Rhodri Davies

Murdoch: 'Check it out Beks: steady as a rock. These losers don't scare me!'
- Davie Cowie, Glasgow

'I hear Celeb people!'
- Ian Morris, Kilkeel, Northern Ireland

Murdoch: 'No worries Becky, now that Coulson bloke's gone it'll all be plain sailing.'
- John, Oldham

Murdoch: 'Calm down dear- it's not the end of the world.'‏
- Maria Nightingale, Kent

'You see, if you walk around with your right hand like this, no-one stops to think what your left hand is up to.'
- Jim Fisher, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

Murdoch: 'Mr Coulson is about this height, officer!'
- A Chaddock, Glasgow

Murdoch: 'Have you seen my Tommy Cooper impression? I can make the News of the World disappear...just like that!'
- Emma

'Our standards have sunk this low; we need you to go lower!'
- Mark Fryers, Rye, East Sussex

'What am I doing wrong? Every time I call your broomstick Rebekah, it flies away over there.'
- Steve Donne, Bristo


MSN UK News
11/07/2011 11:54
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